ZEITGEIST RULES #1

• BJP IS OPPOSING THE GOVERNMENT IS NO LONGER NEWS AND A SIMPLE WASTE OF AIRTIME. NEWS CHANNELS DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME REPORTING IT. UNTIL WE HEAR OTHERWISE, WE WILL ASSUME IT’S WHAT THEY’RE DOING. DO REPORT TO US ON THE DAYS THEY ARE NOT OPPOSING THE GOVERNMENT.

• STOP “LIKING” YOUR OWN COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK. WHATS THE POINT? WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE IT. YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WROTE IT. 

• WHEN SHAHID AFRIDI SAYS THE INDIAN MEDIA IN VERY NEGATIVE AND MAKES BIG DEAL OF SMALL ISSUES, AND THE NEWS CHANNELS DON’T STOP REPORTING IT FOR 3 DAYS, QUESTION HIS MOTIVES, WHEN HE SAYS HE WAS MISQUOTED – THEY RUN THE STORY OVER AGAIN WITH THE TEXT BELOW SAYING “WHERE’S THE MISQUOTE MR. AFRIDI”. THEN THEY RUN BEHIND THE PAKISTAN GOVERNMENT SOURCES TO GET THEIR REACTION; YOU ARE JUST PROVING HIS POINT. 

• AFRIDI – GIVE UP. YOU SAID YOUR WORDS BEFORE THE MATCH – THEN WE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DEAL WITH US. YOU LEARNED HOW TO BAT AND BOWL IN A GAME, BUT YOU DIDN’T LEARN HOW TO THINK IN A GAME. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW A CALM AND COMPOSED INNINGS IS TO BE PLAYED. THEN YOU GO BACK HOME AND PREACH HOW THE INDIANS CAN NEVER BE AS CLEAN HEARTED AS THE MUSLIMS IN PAKISTAN. WELL, UNTIL YOUR COUNTRY STOPS BEING THE HOME TO ISLAMIST EXTREMISTS AND FANATICS, ASSASINATING YOUR OWN PEOPLE WHO ASK YOUR SYSTEM TO BE MORE LIBERAL AND SENDING BRAINWASHED JEHADI’S TO MY COUNTRY TO SPREAD TERROR; UNTIL THEN MR. AFRIDI - DON’T BULLSHIT ME ABOUT THE CLEAN AND BIGHEARTEDNESS OF YOUR COUNTRYMEN.